why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
this should’ve been the movie poster
(Source: yallons, via humoristics)
thats the news!!!
(Source: CNN, via davidisbeyonce)
(Source: miaman, via humoristics)
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
if i ever have to write a history paper on hitler i am going to somehow include these two pictures
whens chip skylarks next tour